How to Train A Dragon for Dummies!!!

I truly enjoyed watching this movie. It made me laugh quite a number of times, and I thought the story line was great. The part of the movie that especially spoke to me was the fact that Hiccup is not your usually hero. He was skinny and lacked the brawn that is seen in most heroes. The reason why I like this aspect of the movie best is that I am also skinny and do not exactly have bulging muscles like Hiccup's dad. Anyways since How to Train Your Dragon was not exactly clear in what to do if you truly want to train your dragon, I decided I would make a list of the steps involved.

The best steps known to man toward obtaining and training your very own dragon!!! (As seen in the movie How To Train Your Dragon.)

1. First you must build a contraption with which you shoot the dragon down. Remember your objective is to capture not kill.

2. Track the dragon's downward spiral toward earth so you can approximate the site at which the dragon will crash land.

3. Make sure you bring some fish, never eel, with which to distract the dragon because it will likely be wounded.

4. Next you must gain the dragon's trust. The best method known is to touch it on the face around the nose area with the palm of your hand.

5. After gaining the dragon's trust, play around with it. Dragons especially love it when you draw for them.

6. The last and final step is to..........buy the next edition of How to Train A Dragon for Dummies!!!!
Ahaha just kidding. Next you must learn to ride the dragon. Once this feat is accomplished, your dragon should be 100% tame.